E! True Hollywood Story: Blossom

To be perfectly honest, I haven't thought about Blossom in years. Its not on re-run.... and it was never that (any) good.... But now that I saw the True Hollywood Story, I can't stop thinking about Mayim Bialik. I mean, you thought she was frightening then....

Thats NOTHING! She has completely let herself go... I think I heard something about the work she's doing and how she may save the world... but I couldn't hear over the gasping Aaron and I were doing about her wretched appearance. Here's an idea of what I mean.....

It doesn't even do justice to the frumpiness that is Mayim Bialik.
So, most of the characters of Blossom are not doing anything anymore.... Mayim is starring as Kirstie Alley's annoying neighbor on the show "Fat Actress"... which I'm sure is a huge hit. Let's get serious... no one wants to watch fat and/or annoying people on TV. The Blossom Dad is really the only one who has any career... I guess he's a big time director of other shows. Good going Mr. Russo..
Then we have Six.. Blossom's fellow bad hat wearing best friend played by Jenna Von Oy.
Jenna:

Sooooo cheesy.

I mean, really.WTF?
Jenna went on to star in "The Parkers". I real gem I'm sure. But apparently, cheesy is in on the set of "The Parkers".

I bet if you read the bio of the girl in the middle, it says:

I <3

I'm getting off topic....
Bottom line, try to catch the re-run on E!

Leave it to Angelina.....

... to adopt an Ethiopian baby who has the same lips as she does....

Someone get these girls some lip balm... they're both lookin a little flaky!

I know you may think my blog is Laguna Beach overkill...

...but I could care less. A few new points:

If little Jean Benet Ramsey hadn't met her untimely death.....

She'd be Casey! Laguna's pageant girl extraordinaire!



And as for your prom dress choice... Sheryl Crowe already flopped that number.

Shit is UGLY.

I also came across this on the internet... and had myself a good laugh.



Thanks to the TVGasm blog for giving us all a chuckle at Casey's expense.

Dear Brit,

I don't know why everyone thinks you gained so much... looks to me like you were already packin' before!

THEN:

NOW:

I do think we could've done without the starfish nipples on your engorged breasts.
Love,
Linds

Dear "LC",

Looks like you had a good ole time in Mexico...
Good thing Kristen was busy with other hot boys so Stephen could make it. Just a heads up... from the scenes foreshadowing the rest of this season, I think you may regret going South of the Border and letting Stephen go South of your Border... cause he's totally gonna get cozy with Kristen again. You should stop following him around like a puppy and giving him the poon... cause he's totally taking advantage of it. Gotta go, I'm going to have a pity party for you right now.
Love,
Linds

ps, he called Kristen from the hotel room before he bonked you

pps, you're coming across as very pathetic