Real World: Austin.... I know, thank god we're discussing

Character Analysis:
Ladies first.....
1)
Miss Melinda. (a.k.a "I'm a nymph.hahaha")
Melinda decided her 'feelings' for her boyfriend changed (one week), because she realized how 'Danny would treat her'. (wants to fuck her)
My prediction: Melinda (self-proclaimed 'nymph') will have sex with everyone in the house... and by "house"... I mean "Texas".

2)
Johanna. (a.k.a "Joey" [obnoxious drunk])
Minis and leg warmers make "Joey" look "hoey"... Bad idea.

3)
Lacey (a.k.a "Virgin")
Token virgin of this season.. You should totally have sex with your frat boy roommate on the pool table. Poppin cherries on the real world... yeeehaw!

4)
Rachel (a.k.a "I'm a war hero")
Listen girl, you go flow in your camo... but a little internet research uncovered that you got thrown out because you were caught having sex on a roof when you were supposed to be nursing. Nice. One more thing.... when your rommmate confronts you and says you shouldn't throw yourself at guys... don't reply with "I don't know how else to attract people". Take that shit to the grave.

Let's hear it for the boys......
1)
Danny (Token Masshole (a new thing for Real World)...Think CT from Paris... but less of a temper)
Short Note....
Bro, dood, guy...
Sucks about your eye.

2)
Wes (Think Keaneu Reeves from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure)
If Wes were to register himself on an online dating service, his profile would say... "Likes beer pong, keg stands, and titties."
Has anyone noticed that he has permenant red wine mouth? Watch the repeat and I gurantee you'll go... "yeah, what is that?"

3)
Nehemiah (Token African American... but WAY LESS disgruntled than Karamo from Phili)
Right now, I feel like he's the Brie (Las Vegas) of this season... not gonna be in it at all... but who knows.

Now... some words for my friends at MTV:

Hi Friends... Little gripe comin at ya...

Where is the token gay guy? Not okay to skip a season... who are the girls supposed to talk shit about eachother to, try to be best friends with, and occasionally bitch fight with? How can we go a season with out a dumb mid-westerner saying they've "learned so much because they've never met a queer in real life before". This sucks. I thought you were gonna pull a Karamo and one of the meat heads was gonna come out... but its too late and they've all already talked about getting some from the girls. This sucks, MTV.

One more thing about this.....

Look at the virgin's hair in this picture.... I know, I know... Its something behind her... but you think the editors might have chosen a different picture... Thats funny...