Last night...
I got up to pee. Proceeded into the bathroom, all seemed well.....then....
Little fucker came out from behind the scale, I screamed and he ran right over my feet. So I jumped up on top of the sink.... still screaming....
Picture the scene... Aaron bursts in, I'm kneeling on top of the sink, hugging the wall, pants around my ankles. Sounds funny, but actually not at all. Didn't sleep a wink... had dreams about mice scaling the wires of my clock and lamp, making their way onto my nightstand and into my bed.
Of course that picture is 100 times more evil and disease ridden looking than the actual mouse was... but if I keep seeing it as nasty germ spreading home invader I won't feel so bad about having it killed. (I added a red eye to make it all the more scary)
posted by LindsayLu @ 9:36 AM
3 Comments:
My wife and daughter would have done the same thing... and yes, the dreams as well, lol!
i hate mice who have the balls to walk on people's feet. how dare he(or she)?
the best part of this story is that you texted me about this and i swore i dreamt the entire thing up the next morning. but nope. checked the text and there it is. naked on a sink. haha <3 danielle
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